Finding deep meaning..

One of those survey things.

1. Your boy side

[x] you love hoodies.
[ ] you love jeans.
[ ] dogs are better than cats.
[ ] it’s hilarious when people get hurt
[ ] shopping is torture.
[ ] sad movies suck.
[x] you own a car racing game.
[x] you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
[ ] at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.
[x] you used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] you have watched sports on tv.
[ ] gory movies are cool.
[x] you go to your dad for advice.
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] you used to collect hockey cards.
[x] baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[ ] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ ] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] sports are fun.
[x] you talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] you sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] you have fished at least once.

2. Your girl side

[ ] you love to shop.
[ ] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you wear the color pink.
[ ] you go to your mom to talk.
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] you hate wearing the color black.
[ ] you like going to the mall.
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] you like wearing jewelry.
[ ] you cried watching the notebook.
[ ] dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. 
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] you don’t like the movie star wars.
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics.
[ ] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] you care about what you look like.
[ ] you like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] you like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] you used to play with dolls as a little kid.
[ ] you like putting make-up on others.
[x] you like being the star of everything.
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors.

3. Appearance
[ ] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan/burn easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I’ve had/have braces.
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than two piercings.
[ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

4. Experiences
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I’ve been to a casino.
[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[ ] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I’ve crashed a car.
[ ] I’ve been skiing.
[ ] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the northern lights.
[ ] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[ ] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show.
[ ] I’ve eaten sushi. 

[ ] I’ve been snowboarding.

5. Relationships
[x] I’m single.
[ ] I’m in a relationship.
[ ] I’m engaged.
[ ] I’m married.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[ ] I’ve told someone i loved them when i didn’t.
[ ] I’ve told someone i didn’t love them when i did.
[lol I never know] I have a thing with someone

6. Honesty/crime

[x] I’ve done something i promised someone else i wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something i promised myself i wouldn’t.
[ ] I’ve snuck out of the house.
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where i am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I’ve ran a red light.
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.

7. Death and Suicide
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
[ ] someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
[ ] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

8. Random
[ ] I can sing well
[ ] stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don’t kill bugs.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
[ ] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[ ] I’ve copied more than 30 cd’s in a day.
[ ] I bake well. 
[x]  I would wear pajamas to school.

[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. 

[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I LOVE white chocolate. 

[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces.
[ ] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[x] I honestly have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] all my answers were totally honest.

The adventues of Scott & Jonathan.

So today was pretty much as the title described, somewhat of an adventure. My good friend Jon and I left around 9:30 to head up to Valencia Community College, where we could both meet with guidance counselors and continued being slapped around the campus like ping pong balls trying to obtain answers to all our concerns. All that aside, we saw some old friends / acquaintances there, got “Oreo crumbles,” and even decided to take the bus system home. I found this particularly interesting because I haven’t been on a bus in at least 11 years, so I think I can safely end the post saying “Street smarts +1,” win.

What is wrong with this place?

Why is it that everyone equates sexist to women being oppressed? When I say that I’m a feminist, I mean that I support EQUAL rights for women, as in the social construct is oppressive to men in some cases. People need to realize that America isn’t stuck in the age of arranged marriages, but rather one where society is conditioned that women are all goddess and need to be catered to; I feel like people need to read “The Manipulated Man (1971)” or something. Also, when the hell are people going to grow up and get over this whole “God” thing? If you want to use some stories or something to instil good values into your family and you think religion is the best way then go for it, but get that shit off of my money and out of my court house. It’s going to be really awkward if I have to go testify in court and when they ask me to put my hand on the bible and swear to tell the truth I offer to pinky swear with the judge instead because even that would mean more to me. The part that’s even more agitating than all this crap is that the majority of the country would berate me for saying these OBVIOUS things, as if I’M the one who’s crazy. 

your = possesive. you’re = you are.

religiousvomit:

deleteandrepeat:

get it right please

Possesive = Wrong.

Possessive = Right.

Get it right.

Irony, you’ve got to love it.